OBJECTIVE:
To comb the United States
in search of the dirtiest, smelliest, most disgusting and most unusual
occupations ever performed by fellow Americans.
PROFESSIONAL
EXPERIENCE:
Television Host of Discovery Channel’s
DIRTY JOBS
Serve as an apprentice to everyday men and women
who perform the jobs no one else wants. Initiated a hands-on way to
pay tribute to a nation of unsung heroes, and get more than a few laughs
along the way. Following are the descriptions of my first 100 Dirty
Jobs:
SANITATION:
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Septic Tank Cleaner
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Garbage Collector
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Sewer Inspector
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Disaster Clean-Up Crewman
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Sludge Separator
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Road Kill Removal
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Sewage Treatment Plant Operator
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Storm Drain Worker
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Waste Engineer
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Skull Cleaner
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Malibu Creek Cleanup Worker
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Gum Remover
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Pigeon Poop
Remover
FOOD:
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Oysterman
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Coffee Bean Picker
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Micro Algae Farmer
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Fish Gutter
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Brewery Vat Cleaner
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Crab Fisherman
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Cheese Maker
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Shrimper
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Crawfish Catcher
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Potato Farmer
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Sugar Cane Farmer
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Mushroom Grower
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Oyster Shucker
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Sausage Maker
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Mussel Harvester
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Taro
Farmer
ANIMALS:
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Catfish Wrangler
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Horse Inseminator
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Pest Control
Technician
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Bat Biologist’s Assistant
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Dog Groomer
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Horse Ferrier
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Marine Mammal Rescue
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Zoo Worker
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Pig Farmer
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Bee Keeper
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Chick Sexer
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Ostrich Farmer
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Avian Vomitologist
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Pregnant Cow Examiner
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Turkey Farmer
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Alligator Farmer
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Termite Exterminator
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Duck Wrangler
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Pig Rancher
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Geoduck Worker
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Pig Groomer
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Monkey Rehabilitation Worker
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Hippo Wrangler
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Cow Hoof Trimmer
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Alpaca Shearer
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Shark
Wrangler
MILITARY:
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Air Force Fuel Tank Cleaner
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US Army Vehicle
Mechanic
CONSTRUCTION:
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Demolition Man
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Hot Tar Roofer
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House Mover
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Cob Home Builder
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Chimney Sweeper
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Fire Overhaul
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Plumber
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Concrete Chipper
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Parade Float Demolition
Worker
MANUFACTURING:
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Charcoal Maker
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Scrap Metal Worker
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Underwater Logger
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Marble Quarrier
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Copper Foundry Worker
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Coke Hopper Cleaner
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Lithograph Press Worker
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Terra Cotta Maker
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Candy Factory Worker
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Salvage Worker
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Rock Quarrier
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Coal Miner
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Stone
Cutter
TRANSPORTATION:
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Auto Salvage
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Tire Recycler
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Bio Diesel Fuel Maker
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Gandy Dancer
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Tire
Retreader
SPORTS/LEISURE:
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Spa Mud Mixer
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Baseball Mud Gatherer
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Golf Ball Collector/Diver
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Surfboard Shaper
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Pipe Organ Cleaner
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Yacht
Builder
PETROCHEMICAL:
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Drilling Mud Worker
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Oilfield
Roughneck
SOIL/FERTILIZER:
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Worm Poop Rancher
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Lava Evaluator
SHARK WEEK
2006:
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Necropsy Technician
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Shark Tagger
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Chain Metal Suit Tester
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Shark Repellant Tester
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Shark Spotter
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Shark Taxidermy Technician
IN CLEANER DAYS:
- Traveled to The Valley of the Golden Mummies to host Egypt Week Live
for Discovery Channel
- Braved the Bering Sea for filming
of Deadliest Catch, Discovery’s Emmy-nominated series on Alaskan
crab fishing
- Sang professionally with the Baltimore Opera
- Sold more than $100M of fake diamonds on QVC
- Appeared in several dozen Tylenol commercials
- Hosted Worst Case Scenario for TBS, On-Air TV for
American Airlines, The Most for the History Channel, No
Relation for FOX, and New York Expeditions for
PBS
- Best known for my work in San Francisco as the former host of
CBS’s Evening Magazine
SKILLS:
Laboring in hot, sweaty, and extremely unsanitary
conditions; performing disgusting albeit essential tasks; dealing with
incredibly foul smells; developing a strong stomach and a great sense of
humor.
REFERENCES:
Available by tuning into DIRTY JOBS on Tuesday nights
at 9 PM (ET/PT
IN CLEANER DAYS:
- Traveled to The Valley of the Golden Mummies to host Egypt Week Live
for Discovery Channel
- Braved the Bering Sea for filming
of Deadliest Catch, Discovery's Emmy-nominated series on Alaskan
crab fishing
- Sang professionally with the Baltimore Opera
- Sold more than $100M of fake diamonds on QVC
- Appeared in several dozen Tylenol commercials
- Hosted Worst Case Scenario for TBS, On-Air TV for
American Airlines, The Most for the History Channel, No
Relation for FOX, and New York Expeditions for
PBS
- Best known for my work in San Francisco as the former host of
CBS's Evening Magazine
SKILLS:
Laboring in hot, sweaty, and extremely unsanitary
conditions; performing disgusting albeit essential tasks; dealing with
incredibly foul smells; developing a strong stomach and a great sense of
humor.
REFERENCES:
Available by tuning into DIRTY JOBS on Tuesday nights
at 9 PM (ET/PT
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